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Watching this right now.
Nake gun.
Really gid balls freak me out, even though these aren’t huge, but you know what I mean. My ex was from cyprus and had a massive dick and balls.. but he was raised Jehovah. Talk about bitter sweet.
Can someone cool please
cover that apologise song by timberland?
"That cunt of a big mouth: Billy Ray Cyrus’ Daughter was on the other fuckin’ channel"
My Dad (he’s too cool for tumblr)
She's a bitch and I'm something slurry
Oh Ben Folds. How I got you wrong. I love watching drunk people sing along to songs when they only know the chorus or less. They sit/stand with a sway then when the bit they know comes on, it’s ON. SHE’S A BRICK AND I’M DROWNING SLOWLY.
I do it to most of the shins songs, like ‘cause there isn’t a chorus, just bits of harmony and ooooooooohhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeohhhhhhhhhhh
"I’m not sure why, but most of my ex boyfriends look like Imogen Heap"
Me, coming out at work today.
